Freestyle Literature

Sandra I hope you got my letter, I’m in Washington, DC and I’m going to be US Senator from the State of North Carolina, you need to take control of Coast 97.3 and tell Cumulus that it belongs to the people who work there.You sent The white supremacist Democrat conspiracy in New Hanover County is […]

Hello Lily this is Dawson Gage. I am on “house arrest”. I hope you remember my letter from jail. I’m just “testing Signal”.11:45 PM Since you like “the arts”, allow me to share my latest “political mixtapes”. The “Anderson Clayton tape” is just pop music, but it’s straight fire, and the “Kamala Harris tape” has […]

You senthello Shweta, It was good to see you the other night I’d like to reiterate my offer to pass this house along when Matt & I vacate. In turn, if I might, I’ll take you up on your offer (how nice of you!) to help start a garden. How about it? Cheers, Dawson 9103225853Enter3/3/11, […]

To whom it may concern:  I write to register an ethical grievance and solemn protest against the  unlawful and threatening correspondence which I received from your “director” Lizzy Hazeltine earlier today. (I reproduce her email below.) Be advised that I have made copies of the “Twitter direct messages” as well as all of the emails […]

Good morning Mr. Doran. I have some very important links to share with you. They are links to the text of several “motions” which I filed in Orange County on Thursday, and in Pitt County yesterday. They include “facial constitutional challenges” to NCGS Chapter 50B (the “domestic violence protective order statute”) and NCGS 14-277.3A (the […]

Dear Deborah,I hope this proves a good way to reach you, since the document I transmit here is very important and something you need to read. It is a “Motion to Dismiss” filed in a “felony stalking” case in Pitt County which involves three–no more, no less–letters sent via US Mail from the Orange County […]

To my cherished correspondents/confidantes:  Follows the latest discourse from the desk of “Dawson-G-the-Freestyle-King”. I could do this on the radio too you know.Yours truly, Dawson Gage————————————————————— Dear Ben,Follows the text which I attempted to send to you via “Twitter DM”, but which some 2000+ words is a bit too long for that medium. In good faith […]

Lawyers, journalists, friends: The following “text message freestyle” was sent to Jim Phillips late last night, and treats of important subjects. Consider this a form of “email samizdat”, and accept my thanks for whatever time or attention you wish to give, either to this text, or those that follow. Text messages to Jim Phillips from […]